jokes
how can you tell if a plant is a math plant?
Because of it's square roots.
WHAT KIND OF CATS LIKE TO GO BOWLING?
WHAT GOES UP, BUT DOESN'T COME DOWN?
YOUR AGE
WHAT FRUIT NEVER EVER WANTS TO BE ALONE
A PEAR
WHAT KIND OF TREE FITS IN YOUR HAND?
A PALM TREE
why didn't the dog want to play football?
it was a boxer.
WHERE DO BUTTERFLIES SLEEP?
ON CATER-PILLOWS.
WHAT HAS HANDS, BUT DOESN'T CLAP?
A CLOCK
WHERE DID THE MUSIC TEACHER LEAVE HIS KEYS?
ON THE PIANO
WHAT DID ONE PLATE SAY TO THE OTHER?
DINNER IS ON ME!!
who's the queen of the pencil case?
the ruler.
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GRUMPY COW
MOOOO-DY
WHAT IS FULL OF HOLES, BUT STILL HOLDS WATER?
WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST, MOST BIZZARE FRUIT
COCO-NUT
WHAT IS HARDER TO CATCH, THE FASTER YOU RUN?
YOUR BREATH
how do we know that the ocean is friendly?
it waves!
WHAT DID THE DOCTOR PRESCRIBE TO THE SICK LEMON?
LEMON-AID
WHAT HAS A NECK, BUT NO HEAD
A BOTTLE
HOW DO TURTLES TALK TO EACH OTHER?
BY USING SHELL PHONES
WHAT ANIMAL IS BEST AT HITTING A BASEBALL?
A BAT
what starts and ends with "e" but has only one letter in it?
Envelope.
Tea, Rex?
WHAT HAS TEETH, BUT CANT USE THEM FOR EATING?
A COMB
WHAT DO BASEBALL PLAYERS EAT ON?
WHERE DO THE SHEEP GO ON VACATION?
TO THE BAAAAAAAAAAHAMAS