Riddles
Weather jokes
Knock Knock FOOD
Math jokes
"bad" Jokes
100

What has two hands but cannot scratch it's face?

A clock

100

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow

100
Whose There?

Jello?

Jello Who?

Jello any body in there?

100

What is a bird's favorite subject

Owl-gebra

100

what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

a carrot

200

What are two things you can never have for Breakfast?

Lunch and Dinner

200

Why is Humpty Dumpty happy in Autumn?

He always has a great Fall

200

Who's there?

Barbie

Barbie who?

Barbie Q!

200

How do you tell is a plant can do math?

It has square roots

200

What do you call a magic dog?

a Labracadrabrador

300

What can run but not walk?

Water, Ink, Paint, Noses

300

Where do snowpoeple keep their paychecks?

A snowbank!

300

Who's there?

Pete

Pete who?

Pete-za delivery!

300

What did the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt"

300

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Mew-ton

400

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste

400

What kind of bow can't be tied?

Rainbow

400

Who's there?

Olive

Olive who?

Olive school!

400

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless"

400

What happened when two dinosaurs had a fender bender

it was a tyrannosaurus wreck

500

what type of key cannot open a lock?

Donkey, monkey, jockey

500

What is the coldest month?

Decemberrrrrrrrr

500

Who's there?

Poodle

Poodle who?

Poodle little ketchup on my hot dog

500

How do you make seven an even number?

Remove the "s"

500

What do elves do after school?

Gnome work

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