Riddles
What has two hands but cannot scratch it's face?
A clock
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow
Jello?
Jello Who?
Jello any body in there?
What is a bird's favorite subject
Owl-gebra
what's orange and sounds like a parrot?
a carrot
What are two things you can never have for Breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
Why is Humpty Dumpty happy in Autumn?
He always has a great Fall
Who's there?
Barbie
Barbie who?
Barbie Q!
How do you tell is a plant can do math?
It has square roots
What do you call a magic dog?
a Labracadrabrador
What can run but not walk?
Water, Ink, Paint, Noses
Where do snowpoeple keep their paychecks?
A snowbank!
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za delivery!
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt"
What do you call a pile of cats?
A Mew-ton
How do you fix a broken pizza?
With tomato paste
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Rainbow
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive school!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless"
What happened when two dinosaurs had a fender bender
it was a tyrannosaurus wreck
what type of key cannot open a lock?
Donkey, monkey, jockey
What is the coldest month?
Decemberrrrrrrrr
Who's there?
Poodle
Poodle who?
Poodle little ketchup on my hot dog
How do you make seven an even number?
Remove the "s"
What do elves do after school?
Gnome work