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100
  1. Towns without houses, forests without trees, mountains without boulders and waterless seas. 

Answer: A Map.

100
  1. Why did the bird get in trouble at school? 

For tweeting on a test!

100


What kind of dog can always tell the time?

A watch dog

100

It has a golden head. It has a golden tail. It has no body. 

Answer: A gold coin.

100
  1. Why did the computer get sick? 

It caught a virus!

200
  1. I’m made out of five letters, And I’m made out of seven letters; I have keys but I don’t have locks, I’m concerned with time, but not with clocks. 

Answer: A Piano.

200
  1. What kind of math do birds love? 

Owl-gebra!

200

What is the center of gravity

V

200
  1. It dampens as it dries.

 Answer: Towel.

200
  1. Many have heard me, yet nobody has seen me. I won’t speak back unless spoken to. What am I?

Answer: An echo

300
  1. What is something that dawns on you even when it shouldn’t? 

Answer: The obvious.

300
  1. What kind of shoes do frogs love? 

Open-toad!

300

Which state is the smartest? 

Alabama—it has four As and one B!

300
  1. It wears a leather coat to keep its skins in working order. Escorts you to other realms, without a magic portal. 

Answer: Book.

300
  1. What is not alive but grows, does not breaths but needs air. 

Answer: Fire

400
  1. People desire me in public, but fear me in private. 

Answer: Truth.

400
  1. Why do ducks always pay with cash? 

Because they always have bills!

400

Why do birds fly south in the winter

It's faster than walking 

400
  1. What has two hands on its face but no arms? 

Answer: A clock

400
  1. Who eats snails? 

People who don’t like fast food!

500
  1. What is so fragile, even speaking its name will break it? 

Answer: Silence.

500
  1. Which planet loves to sing? 

Nep-tune!

500

What fruit do twins love?

Pears

500
  1. I am green with envy when I am placed below the sky. I do not breathe the air you breathe but I never wonder why. If you go and shelter me, I simply shrink and die. The answer to this riddle is simply who am I? 

Answer: A plant

500
  1. Two friends stand and travel together, one nearly useless without the other. 

Answer: Boots