jokes
where did the cow bring it's date?
to the mooooovies
Your classmate got in trouble for talking, but they blame you. What do you do?
Tell the teacher the situation and explain that it wasn't you
You had a really hard day, and can't stop thinking about it when you get home, how can you move on from it/ get it out?
talk to someone about problems or distract yourself with phone or playing something.
Kate’s mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Kate! It’s Kate’s mother, after all.
Feeling when you need to cry or feel hurt.
sad
how did the ladybug get straight A's?
because it was spot on
Your sibling won't leave you alone after you just got home from school, and you want some alone time. What do you do?
You ask them nicely. If they don't leave, you tell an adult.
someone makes you really mad at school and you are trying to calm down, what should you do?
walk away and go talk to friends, or go do something else
Which word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
he word “short.”
A feeling when you get tense or very stressed. A lot of times people make you feel this way.
mad
what is the DJ's favorite pasta sauce?
Marinara (dj turn table)
your friend is now friends with someone you don't like, what would you do?
Just hang out with my other friend
you're really mad but you don't know why, how can you calm down?
figure out why you're mad, journal about feelings, take a bath or go to sleep
What can travel around the world while staying in a corner?
A stamp.
Feeling when you may get excited. It feels very good.
happy
why did the chicken run across the road?
because it had to run away from KFC?
you're not paying attention in class and your teachers calls on you, what would you do?
look at them, and try to pay attention from now on, take notes
your sibling does not want to do the same activity as you, what should you do?
make a compromise, take turns, try not to argue about it
You’ll find me in Mercury, Earth, Mars and Jupiter, but not in Venus or Neptune. What am I?
The letter “R.”
a feeling when no one is around you and you might want someone to hangout or play with. You may also feel this when someone doesn't understand you or people are leaving you out.
lonely
why did the clothes go on a vacation?
because they were worn out
you're playing with your sibling/friend and they start crying, what do you do?
apologize, or tell someone they are hurt, or help them
you don't know the answer on the question, how can you get help?
you can raise your hand and ask for help, ask a friend, look at your notes
It has keys, but no locks. It has space, but no room. You can enter, but can’t go inside. What is it?
A keyboard.
feeling when you may not like somebody or not like a food.
disgusted