Riddles
Give me a drink, and I will die. Feed me, and I'll get bigger. What am I?
A fire
What is the opposite of a croissant?
A Happy Uncle
Why did the toilet paper not cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack
What years were Opa and Oma born?
IDK ask Mom
What has many rings but no fingers?
A telephone
What appears once in a minute, twice in a moment, but not once in a thousand years?
The letter M
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow?
It is one or the udder
When is everyone's birthdays? Only count the family we live with.
Dad- February 25, 1978
Mom- April 25, 1979
Jakob- October 2, 2003
Ethan- December 30, 2006
Eva- December 30, 2011
Henry- April 11, 2015
Whats your name?
You are CORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!
I go all around the world, but never leave the corner. What am I?
A stamp
What has two butts and kills people?
An Assassin
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleeps?
He puts his PJ-Amazon
How old is the youngest cousin of ours?
3
Whats my name?
CORRECT
What goes in a birdbath but never gets wet?
The bird's shadow
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don't know the words
How many cousins do we have? (make sure to count the ones on both sides)
18
Freebie!!!
Free Points!!!!!!!!
If you drop me, I’m sure to crack, but smile at me and I’ll smile back. What am I?
A mirror
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because it's always spotted
Where do cows go on Friday nights?
The moo-vies
What age was everyone when I turned 8?
Dad- 41
Mom- 40
Jakob- 16
Ethan- 13
Henry- 5
What is my name?
Eva
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