Food jokes
Animal jokes
Candy jokes
Car jokes
100
Knock, knock
Who there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze 
100
What do you call a Dinosaur that sleeps?
A dino snore! 
100
What did the candy say to the gummy ?
He said your sweet 
100
What did the car say when he is leaving the gas staion?
He said I need to gasaleave
200
Knock knock who's there?
figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I've been knocking forever!
200
Why do cats like outer space ?
Because they like the milky way
200
What do Sour patch candy say when they are hurt ?
I need to patch this up! 
200
Why did the car go to the bed ?
Because he Was Tirerd
300
Knock knock
who's there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me 
300
What did the puppy say to his mom when he is very hot 🔥 ?
I am hot dog ! 
300
What does a candy cane say in a race?
I can dy! do it 
300
What did Tesla say to the sports car ?
He said I can't tesla what your doing
400
Why were the two cans of beans liming (hanging out) by the road?
Because they were lima beans
400
Why do birds say when they want to see something ?
I want to seed it ! 
400
What Is a frogs favorite candy ?
A lolihop 
400
Why did the car stop driving when he saw a cute cat?
He turned on his Awto Pilot !
500
What did the carrot say to the crazy coconut ?
He said your coco Nuts!
500
Knock knock
whos there?
Rhino
Ok, would you like to come in?
How about Rhi No! 
500
Knock knock
whos there?
Gum
gum who?
Gum me gum is me!
500
What did the Car say to the driver when he is upset?
He said you are driving me nuts.