Jokes 1
What do you call a fake noodle
An impasta (or Khloee's Snake)
did you hear the rumor about butter
NVM I don't wanna spread it
Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels.
What do you call a guy lying on the floor in front of a door?
Matt
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the ketchup blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.
What did the nosey pepper do?
It got jalapeno business!
Why couldn't the to cross the road?
Cuz it got stuck in the crack
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
How does the ocean say hello?
It waves.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming anyway!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why do we tell actors to "break a leg?"
Because every play has a cast!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired.
Why can't leopards play hide-and-seek?
Because they're always spotted.
Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Because it’s pointless.
What did one wall say to the other?
I'll meet you at the corner.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!!