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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them!
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What goes up when rain goes down?
An umbrella!
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Why did the belt go to jail?
Because it held up a pair of pants!
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What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
It barked with de-light!
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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
'cuz he was sitting on the deck!
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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because it would be a foot!
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What did the hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
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What is the most hardworking part of the eye?
The pupil!
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Why was the students report card wet?
It was below C level!
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What's the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles! (It has a mile between the ss)
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How do you find a princess?
You follow the foot prince!
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What did the grape do when it got an injection?
It let out a little wine!
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Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
Just in case they get a hole in one!
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What happens if life gives you melons?
You're dyslexic!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!