Jokes
What do you call a mountain full of cats?
What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary?
Wrong
What goes up and never comes down
Your age
r
o
road
a
d
Stand
I
I understand
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because it made him look like he had hares
There's a one story house with yellow walls and yellow doors what colour will the stairs be?
There are no stairs
Knee
Lights
Neon lights
Tessmalltine
Small intestine
Man
Board
Man over board
What do you call a snake throwing a tantrum?
A hissy fit
What is always in front of you but can't be seen?
The future
s
d
n
a
h
Hands up
Aged Aged Aged
Middle aged
Time go go
Time to go
What is the king of all the school supplies?
The ruler
I am as light as a feather yet the strongest person can't hold me for more than 5 minutes. What am I?
Your breath
s+&+E B+ch
1. Sandy
2. Fatal
3. tar (star-s)
XQQQQME
Excuse me
META
META
META
META
Metaphor
You see a boat fill of people yet there isn't a single person on board, how's that possible?
Everyone is married
I have a straight back, but no spine. I have sharp teeth, but don't bite. What am I?
A saw
What is Black when you get it, red when you use it and white when you're down with it?
Coal
nowhere
He's in the middle of no where
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Long time no see