Computer
What did the spider do on the computer?
Made a website!
What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bull-dozer.
What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A pickle wearing a tuxedo.
What is a cow's favorite day?
Moo-years Day!
What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A Bed
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Had a byte!
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Build a sty-scraper!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you get a man who has everything for his birthday?
A burglar alarm!
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Never mind, it's over your head!
What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka!
What do you get when you plant kisses?
Two lips.
How many letters are in The Alphabet?
There are 11 letters in The Alphabet
Why did the computer keep sneezing?
It had a virus!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What did the light bulb say to her man on Valentine's Day?
I wuv you watts and watts.
How can you spell cold with two letters?
IC (icy)
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?
Then why aren't you laughing!
Where does the Easter bunny get his breakfast?
IHOP!
What state is surrounded by the most water?
Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle)