Jokes
What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?
A title wave!
Which is faster, heat or cold?
Heat, because you can catch a cold!
What's a tornado's favorite game to play?
Twister!
Why did the robber take a shower?
Because he wanted to make a clean getaway!
What's bigger than an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?
His shadow!
What has 4 wheels and flies?
A trash truck!
What has two legs but can't walk?
A pair of pants!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What do you call a shoe made from a banana?
A slipper!
Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired!
Why was the Math book always worried?
Because it had so many problems!
Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
Because he was always on the deck!
What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
Stop picking on me!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick!
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
The ruler!
Where do Polar Bears vote?
At the North Pole!
Where do cows go on the weekend?
To the moo-vies!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine!
Why did the man take his clock to the vet?
Because it had ticks!
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Shocked!
What's a ghost's favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!
Why did the pony get detention?
Because he was horsing around!
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas all have in common?
They can all do splits!