math jokes
stupid jokes
Dumb jokes
redneck jokes
funny jokes
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why do they never serve beer at a math party
because you can't drink and drive
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why did the teacher wear sunglasses
the students were so bright
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what's it called when you lend money to a bison
a buffa-loan
100
why do hummingbirds hum
they've never learned the words
100
why did the cat sleep with a fan on
he wanted to be a cool cat
200
why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel
because it had more cents
200
why was math book sad
it had too many problems
200
what do sharks say when something radical
jawsome
200
what animals are on legal documents
seals
200
how do you make milk shake
give it good scare
300
did you hear about the constipated mathematician
he worked it out with a pencil
300
what do math teachers eat
square meals
300
what kind of flower is on your face
tulips
300
how do you get a redneck to the dinner table
Hey THEY GOT BEER HERE
300
what kind or music do most mountains like
rock music
400
how many molecules in a bowl of guacamole
avocado's number
400
why did the 25-watt bulb flunk out of school
he wasn't very bright
400
how does the man in the moon cut his hair
eclipse it
400
why do traffic lights rarely go swimming
they take much too long to change
400
how can you stop a skunk from smelling
hold its nose shut
500
what happened to the plant in math class
it grew square roots
500
why couldn't the chicken find her eggs
she mislaid them
500
what's brown and sticky
a stick
500
why was 6 afraid of 7
because 7-8-9
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why did the mother cat move her kittens
she didn't want to litter