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Simple Jokes
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Fun Facts
100

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

100

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh

100
  • Which country has the most timezones
  • France (12)
100
  • What is scotlands national animal?
  • A unicorn
200

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

200

What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth – hurty

200
  • Which country has more sheep than people
  • New Zealand
200
  • Where is a shrimps heart located
  • Its head
300

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?

They don’t have the guts

300

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels

300
  • Which country invented ice cream?
  • China
300
  • How much does the heart of a blue whale weigh
  • Almost 400 pounds
400

Why was the computer cold?

It left its Windows open

400

Why do melons have weddings?

They cantelope

400
  • What was ketchup used as during the 1830s?
  • Medicine
400
  • What is a weird meal that Mcdonalds sells in the Philippines
  • McSpaghetti