Classroom
Summertime
Craziness
Happiness
Stuff
100
What is a math teachers favorite dessert?
100
What does a car and elephant have in common?
They both have trunks!
100
What kind of music do mummies like best?
Wrap
100
What do you call a worm with no teeth?
A gummy worm.
100
What did the hamburger name her daughter?
Patty
200
Why are fish so smart?
Because they are always in a school.
200
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh.
200
What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
200
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
200
Why couldn't the boy go to the Pirate movie?
It was rated "Arrghh!"
300
What did the circle say to the triangle?
I don't see your point!
300
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ate 9.
300
Which monster is the best dancer?
The Boogie Man
300
Why was the math book sad?
Because he had too many problems.
300
How do you make a napkin dance?
Put a little "boogey" in it! Lol!
400
What's easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Trouble!
400
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.
400
What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
I scream.
400
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
A ruler.
400
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go!!
500
Mr. Blue lives in the Blue house. Mrs. Yellow lives in the Yellow House. Mr. Orange lives in the orange house. Who lives in the White House?
The President.
500
Which building has the most stories?
The library! :)
500
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crummy.
500
Which animal cheats on examines?
The Cheetah!
500
What has to be broken before you can use it?
An egg.