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What comes down but never goes back up?
Rain
The horse's name is Friday
How is Europe similar to a frying pan?
It has Greece at the bottom
How much dirt is in a hole that’s 2 feet long by 3 feet wide?
none
I sometimes run, but I can’t walk. What am I?
A nose
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon
What does a man do only once in his lifetime, but women do once a year after they are 29?
Turn 30
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
your breath
What grows when you feed it but dies when you water it?
a fire
What has three feet but can’t walk?
Yardstick
What did the gardener who was so excited for Spring do?
She wet her plants
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
a calendar
What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A coat of paint
What do you call a can opener that does not work?
Can't opener
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 2/4 goat?
Chi-ca-go
What has four wheels and flies?
garbage truck
Where is the only place where today comes before yesterday?
the dictionary
If you throw a blue stone into the Red Sea, what will it become?
wet
Why didn't the chef season the chicken?
He didn't have enough thyme
Why shouldn't you play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheat-ahs
Where did the cucumbers go on a date?
The salad bar
Where do cows get their clothes?
from cattle-logs