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This team snapped the Broncos' 11-game winning streak with a 34-20 beatdown, proving even hot streaks get coal in their stocking sometimes.
Who are the Jacksonville Jaguars?
Famous for the age old saying "twice this, cut once," it's the tool that prevents your project from turning into a wobbly disaster.
What is a tape measure?
This Toyota model lets owners feel morally superior at the gas pump while silently judging your V8 guilt.
What is the Prius?
“Oh, it’s easy, it’s just like talking - except louder and longer and you move your voice up and down.”
What is Elf?
This Maine beacon perched on its rocks gets more selfies than a celebrity, earning the title of one of the most photographed ever.
What is the Nubble Lighthouse?
This Seahawks-turned-Steelers wideout's two-game ban got upheld, meaning he'll miss the holidays – guess swinging at fans doesn't land you on the nice list.
Who is DK Metcalf?
With its magical bubble that judges your every move, this tool ensures your shelf doesn't end up drunk and crooked.
What is a level?
Elon’s stainless-steel origami disaster that looks like it was designed by a toddler with a ruler.
What is the Cybertruck?
"Fra-GEE-lay... must be Italian!"?
What is A Christmas Story?
Planned in the 1960s boom with over 25 miles of dug canals, this beach town is one of the last holdouts where renting and buzzing around on mopeds is still legal on public roads.
What is Ocean Shores?
Leading the NFC North at 11-4 after epic comebacks, these Monsters of the Midway are dreaming of their first bye since... ever?
Who are the Chicago Bears?
Flathead or Phillips, it's the twisty hero that drives screws without all the hammering drama—perfect for lazy carpenters.
What is a screwdriver?
This Dodge beast roars with hellcat power, because nothing says "midlife crisis" like 700+ horsepower.
What is the Challenger?
"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."
What is It's a Wonderful Life?
This local high school shares its mascot with Arizona and St. Louis, but it's not the one that pops up first in your mind.
What is Franklin Pierce HS?
Clinching their first playoff spot since 2021 by crushing the Ravens' hopes on SNF, this team is back to making the postseason great again.
Who are the New England Patriots?
This sharp little gossip carves out wood like it's spilling secrets, especially when paired with a mallet for some dramatic persuasion.
What is a chisel?
This classic Volkswagen curved cutie was once the people's car, now it's the hippie grandma's ride.
What is the Beetle?
"Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho."
What is Die Hard?
A verbal queue that someone fluffed, spilt on the front of their shirt or slightly bumped another car while parking.
What is Whoops?
This former Jets bust turned Vikings savior signed a fat deal in March 2025 and is now making everyone eat crow by leading his team to a 12-3 record.
Who is Sam Darnold?
This toothy terror rips through boards like it's auditioning for a horror movie—crosscut or rip, it doesn't care, but don't plug me in.
What is a hand saw?
This Chevrolet sports car went mid-engine to chase Porsches, because front-engine wasn't sexy enough anymore.
What is the Corvette?
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal"
What is Home Alone?
The 2nd Cocker Spaniel, a descriptor of her cookies or a common word in a lot of her passwords.
What is Chewy?