Microsoft Hardware Graveyard
Jon's Official & Unofficial Roles
Fun Facts
Jon's Achievements
A Day in the Life of Retirement
100

This discontinued smart band and activity tracker launched in 2014 and only lived on for 2 years.  

The Microsoft Band 

100

Jon has mastered this role of hosting key leaders in Building 33 for full day events on cybersecurity topics.

EBC Host Extraordinaire 

100

The stock price in 1988 when Jon joined Microsoft.

$13

100

Jon was one of the OGs in this security-focused role.

Enterprise Security Executive

100

Jon orders this type of hoppy beverage on warm sunny days.

IPAs

200

This brick of a device launched in 2007. While its apps were very limited, the battery last days and never broke despite how many times Jon dropped it.

Windows Phone

200

Jon annually attends and supports this training exercise with hundreds of soldiers, airmen, and key cyber leaders.

Cyber Shield

200

Jon's tailor calls him this nickname, which is very fitting given his wide array of work jackets.

Mr. Blazer

200

This Microsoftie shared one of Jon's slides while on stage.

Steve Balmer

200

Jon would love to "volunteer" at this type of shop and learn how to properly roll his own.

Cigar Shop

300

This peripheral device for the XBOX 360 recognized user actions through image recognition. 

Kinect

300

Jon's favorite activity is this process of identifying potential threats, vulnerabilities, and countermeasures that could affect applications.

Threat Modeling

300

A visit to Bellevue wouldn't be complete without sushi from here.

FLO Japanese Restaurant 

300

Jon has hosted countless of these cyber events throughout his time in Microsoft Federal.

Security Summits

300

Living in Annapolis, Jon loves to get out on the water and take up this hobby.

Sailing

400

Jon was lucky to try this augmented reality headset for a unique project in the CDOC.

HoloLens


400

Jon worked closely with these teams to understand more about nation state actors and incident response for his customer space. 

MSTIC & DART

400

Jon presented in these four countries.

Germany, Korea, Japan, Italy

400

Jon had a PowerPoint deck with approximately 600 slides on security and compliance in this product. He delivered countless workshops to help customers understand security in the cloud and this product.

Office365

400

With Jon's free time, he plans to finally learn how to do this.

Cook

500

The discontinued portable media player that Jon still has and jams out to.

Zune

500

Jon's claim to fame role in the CDOC and a story he somehow manages to insert into every single conversation and presentation.

Tier II Analyst

500

Jon starts his days with this Japanese martial art of swordsmanship.

Kendo

500

Jon worked on this evaluation framework in which system users specify their functional and assurance requirements in a Security Target (ST) and may be taken from Protection Profiles (PPs).

Common Criteria

500

Jon enjoys both walking this type of dog and sending GIFs that look like loaves of bread.

Corgis