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Corey dons this costume as a proud member of the 501st Legion based in Toledo.
What is a Storm Trooper?
A 2009 destination where Jon, Jill, & the boys spent Christmas vacation.
What is Mexico?
Ellet and Holden refer to any sport from THIS university as "Grandma's Team."
What is Michigan State?
A popular 3-letter abbreviation that Jon claims originated from him.
What is BTW?
This New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc is a favorite at Fam Din for under $15 at Kroger!
What is Kim Crawford?
Ellet dressed as this vehicle for Halloween in 2017.
What is a fire truck? (also acceptable: fire engine)
Jill & Ryan took a mother/son trip to this Windy City in 2010.
What is Chicago?
3 Schwanz family members attended a popular Ohio University with THIS nutty mascot.
What is Brutus the Buckeye?
This beloved 6-word phrase of Jon's is uttered when he's done you a "solid" or a favor (typically paired with a fist bump).
What is "Who's your buddy? Who's your pal?"
This dessert, made from a Michigan staple, is one of the only sweet treats that Jon will indulge in.
What is Cherry Crisp?
When Jon returns home from the office each night, he immediately puts on THIS German, brand-name footwear.
What are Birkenstocks?
In 2002, the family vacationed on Mackinac Island, where Tyler suffered miserably from this condition.
What is pink eye?
Corey attended THIS Florida-based university circa 2011-2012.
What is Full Sail?
A phrase Jon repeated to the boys every day before school.
What is "work hard, have fun, make a difference"?
This comfort dish, with a base of rice, beef, carrots and celery comes from the recipe book of Grandma Elaine.
What is Hot Dish?
Ryan & Chelsea won Best Couples Costume in 2019 for characters from THIS classic movie.
What is "The Sandlot?"
This Michigan destination was a 90s family vacation spot featuring "The Happiness Hotel."
What is Grand Haven?
Chelsea, Corey, and Andrea all have current or prior history with THIS university.
What is the University of Toledo?
The intentional mispronunciation Jon uses to refer to the popular streaming service, known as "Netflix."
What is "Neckflips?"
This horrible vegetable is disliked by both Kelsey & Grandma Bev.
What are mushrooms?
For Mother's Day 2020, the family wore THIS item (from Jill's culinary-inspired gift) in a group picture.
What is an apron?
In ~1994, Jon, Jill, & the boys stayed near Glen Arbor at THIS destination where Ryan left "Baby."
What is The Homestead?
Both Jon & Tyler are graduates of Life University, which is Home of the ________ (mascot name).
What are the Fighting Eagles? (Will accept: Eagles)
The final word of this common Jon-ism:
"Blessed to be a ______."
What is "blessing?"
This is (arguably) the MOST ORDERED menu item when Zingo's is ordered for Fam Din.
What is Junk Salad?