"Weird Al" Yankovic
Al plays many instruments, but this one is most prominent in his polka medleys
Accordion
The midpoint between your origin and destination
Halfway
Like humans, pandas have this kind of thumb that makes grasping objects possible
Opposable thumbs
To hold the title of a monarch
Reign
It's the manner in which fairy tale characters live once their story has concluded
Happily Ever After
"Fat" is a parody of this Michael Jackson song
Bad
Actions or policies that lack decisiveness
Half measures
Also a kind of tree, it’s the central region of the front of the hand
Palm
Pasta in flat, very wide strips
Lasagna
Based on their autocomplete settings, iPhone users may know that "omw" stands for this annoying phrase
On my way!
Al tells us that he's a fan of this ice cream flavor in a spoof of Joan Jett & the Blackhearts' "I Love Rock 'n' Roll"
Rocky Road
Smooth, trough-shaped structure used for skating
Halfpipe
Many criminals have been convicted based on these, defined by loops, arches, or whorls
Fingerprints (loose 1000 points)
To bite or chew persistently
Gnaw
Originally abridged from a 1904 poem, this phrase was popularized by early 2000's home decor
Live, Laugh, Love
In homage to N.W.A., Al named his 2006 album Straight Outta this Southern California city
Lynwood
Time it takes half a radioactive sample to decay
Half-life
The muscles that bend the fingers are connected to them by these strong cords.
Tendons
Inactive or sluggish
Stagnant
When translated into Latin, the phrase "I think, therefore I am" is shortened to form this sentence, famous in philosophy
Cogito, ergo sum
When Al asked Kurt Cobain for permission to parody ‘Smells like Teen Spirit’, Cobain was honoured and felt like Nirvana had made it, but wanted to make sure the song wasn’t about this - like much of Al’s earlier material
Food
Term for your spouse or significant other
Better half
Each bone in a finger is known by this 7-letter name, also a Roman military formation.
Phalanx
A young swan
Cygnet
People who work in sales—or people who are fans of Glengarry Glen Ross—know that "ABC" stands for this important career mantra
Always Be Closing