No Country
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Sports T3ams
200

This island, lesser known for its pink sand beaches, plays the part of a point in a triangle deemed dangerous for sailors and pilots.

Bermuda

200

Per US News, the most dominant leisure activity for retirees–even if cable isn’t all still the rage.

TV

200

FBI

Federal Bureau of Investigation

200

Said this actress, “people used to say to me, 'You’re like a whoopee cushion.’”

Whoopi Goldberg

200

Lebron James, Anthony Davis, Bronny James

Los Angeles Lakers

400

This deceptively icy locale has been the recent subject of a territorial dispute.

Greenland

400

This exam is recommended for any men aged 45 and older and is preceded by a clear liquid diet.

Colonoscopy

400

SVU (of Law and Order)

Special Victims Unit

400

This actress thought it was funny when people try to subtilize products like Neutrogena.

Awkwafina

400

Shohei Ohtani, Mookie Betts, Freddie Freeman 

Los Angeles Dodgers

600

This nation’s famous countryside is often depicted in the works of authors like Jane Austen and the Brontë sisters.

England

600

This energetic dance workout, often set to salsa and reggaeton music, is popular for seniors looking to shake things up.

ZUMBA

600

BET

Black Entertainment Television

600

This singer’s stage name was chosen by poet J. Ivy. Said Ivy: "I heard your music and it reminds me of that music from the old school. You sound like one of the legends.”

John Legend

600

Kylian Mbappe, Vinicius Junior, Luka Modric

Real Madrid FC

800

Once a penal colony, this Australian island is famous for its rugged landscapes and as the home of the world's largest wilderness heritage area.

Tasmania

800

This man was the oldest actor, at 83 to win an Oscar, for a film that is a personal favorite of mine.

Anthony Hopkins
800

NCIS

Naval Criminal Investigative Service

800

This Missouri-born singer’s stage name is an homage to her grandfather’s favorite song, an old Western about a pinkish-red horse.

Chappell Roan

800

Adam Thielen, Jadaveon Clowney, Xavier Legette

Carolina Panthers

1000

This autonomous region, home to the Potala Palace, is located on the "Roof of the World"

Tibet

1000

This circular “old-people candy” was invented in 1909 in a little eponymous German town.

Werther's Original

1000

TLC

The Learning Channel

1000

This rapper adopted his stagename, in part, because of adoration for fellow rapper Kid Cudi.

Travis Scott

1000

Hoyt Stanley, Ian Shane, Parker Murray

Cornell Men's Ice Hockey