"Hee Hee Hoo Hoo Haa Haa"
Who is Will Strack?
He's the son of Poseidon and has a book series named after him.
What is Percy Jackson and the Olympians?
When the headphones are on, the world is gone and I become one with the music.
What is a Jam Session?
It's a mutual hatred, really. I suck at it and that's okay.
What is baseball?
What I eat for lunch. And dinner. Specifically.
What is a burger, fries, and a stale grilled cheese?
"Here's the thing..."
Who is Jack Tagliamonte?
It has a Unicorn on the front.
What is Skandar?
Sometimes they're real, sometimes I fake them, sometimes it's both. But no matter what, don't wake me. Even if I'm on the biggest piece of furniture.
What is taking a nap on the couch?
They don't have to come in here all the time. They have their own place to live.
Who are the girls upstairs?
I say it's long. Everyone else says it's short.
Wha is my hair?
"Let me say this..."
Who is Henry Siravo?
My eyes and soul were burning as I was reading this series.
What is Fourth Wing?
Leave me alone. I like and there's no changing what I eat.
What is eating a Pop-Tart for breakfast everyday?
Absolutely no reason why, just because. It's just a running bit between the two of us at this point.
Who is Matt Bogli?
My favorite/least favorite show I've watched.
What is Superman & Lois?
"Hah, no!"
Who is Jorden Borders?
Everyone's surprised when I tell them I haven't read these books.
What is Harry Potter?
I'm fine. The loud noises is how you know I'm fine.
What is being in a rage after work?
Mostly who I rage to at the end of my shifts. But they're great bosses.
Who is Gordon Wood/Colin Clephane?
My middle name.
What is Christopher?
Who is Jorden Borders?
It's Percy Jackson but on steroids.
What is the Heroes of Olympus?
I do this while walking and if I don't, I feel off until I fix it.
What is going the same way I enter/exit a room?
He lashed out at me during class, gave me two referrals, got mad when I didn't include him on an email chain, then got told off by my mother in a meeting with the principal.
Who is my AP Euro Teacher, Dr. Parker
My dad's self-owned business (not Amazon).
What is the Cigar Room II?