Double Jordpardy

Baseball

200

This is the base after 1st base and before 3rd base

2nd Base

400

When homie hits the ball and his homie on base scores, the hitter is attributed one of these:

RBI

600

The lower this pitching stat is the better, the boys downtown call it ERA, it stands for:

Earned Run Average

800

The position Jord played back in his prime (6th grade), he made some electric plays out there man.

Left Field

1000

This baseball team is stupid and their name and city mean the same thing if you translate the city name to English

The Los Angeles Angels (The The Angels Angels)

Places Jordan has Appeared

200

This southeast Wisconsin town is the home of Jordan's house

Racine

400

If you look hard you can see it! This location in the deserts of Arizona is lovingly referred to by Jordan as "The Big Canyon"

The Grand Canyon

600

This silly city was built with a bunch of hills! Jordan went here once and was like "hey this is pretty cool" it's really colorful too! It's also where the show full house takes place, I've seen a few episodes of that!!

San Francisco

800

Surprise Limerick clue!

In a bullseye's embrace, shopping's a dance, A red beacon guiding each glance. From home to apparel, In aisles that are aerial, It's where bargains and choices enhance. 

Target

1000

Haha! You got tricked! This is a trick clue you fool, just guess a city in Wisconsin and maybe you'll get lucky. Jord was here once but only for 30 minutes

Minocqua

Injury Report

200

While wielding a hedge trimmer, Jordan would have lost a finger if not for one of these hand-protective coverings used in various activities, designed to provide a barrier and enhance grip while allowing manual dexterity.

A glove

400

While playing in the living room with his older brother, Jord ran into a wall injuring this iconic body part atop his neck

The Head

600

In middle school Jordan was playing on a play set and he fell and cut the front part of the lower leg, between the knee and the ankle where the tibia bone is located. This section is affectionately referred to as

The Shin

800

I can still see his face now, after getting my finger stuck in a conveyor belt at this barnyard animal themed grocery store, a mysterious man pulled my finger out to prevent further injury. bonus points if you can say the slogan

Piggly Wiggly (there aren't bonus points in Jeopardy)

1000

After Jordan's volleyball injury to the ankle he just sat there for 2 hours watching people play in this sports complex found in a city that rhymes with Crew Merlin

New Berlin

I didn't know he was chill like that

200

One of Jordan's favorite places to sleep, it's like a chair but really long. It can even seat multiple people at once

A Couch

400

I swear there's no hidden meaning to this, but Jordan's favorite cool temperature is this wacky number

69

600

I really dislike this fermented dairy condiment popular in Mexican food and many other dishes. But if they put it on my food when I asked them not to I'm too chill to tell them they messed up

Sour Cream

800

I'm feeling so chill I'm not even gonna follow the rules of the category. You know what let's just have a race, the answer to this one is just "corn nuts" 

corn nuts

1000

Jordan has a sick pair of children's sunglasses that he bought at the zoo in this southern state that is kinda like another state also in the south 

South Carolina

Shoe Sizes I have had in my life

200

This dozen may be a baker's delight. What is the numerical answer to this conundrum?

12

400

This is the number of players on a soccer team

11

600

In our solar system, the number of planets that are not gas giants

3

800

The standard number of fingers + the standard number of toes + the number of frames in bowling. Add those and divide it by 3

10

1000

This number is the cube root of 512

8