Food
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You never see rabbits wearing glasses
What do you get if you cross a marigold with a sheepdog?
A collie-flower!
What is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller
What popstar makes a rapid onstage wardrobe changes?
Taylor Swift
What is a orphan's favorite movie
Home Alone
Take off my skin and I won't cry, but you will. What am I?
An onion
What kind of dog is always on time?
A watchdog!
Why is a tennis game so loud?
Because of all the racquets
What do you call a sweater that was blown away by wind?
A-cardi gone
Why did someone lose there job at Pixar Cinema?
They forgot to show Up.
You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
A ear of corn
What breed of dog loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie!
What is a Cheerleaders favorite food?
Cheerios
Why are skinny jeans so trendy?
I can't get into them.
What do you call a cow at the cinema?
A moovie fan
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
What do a tree and a dog have in common?
Lots of Bark!
Two silk worms had a race. Who won?
Neither, it was a tie
What to you call a jacket that catches on fire?
A blazer
Have you seen the latest pirate movie out in the cinemas?
It's rated aRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Why do basketball players love dounts?
Because they dunk them
Why don't dogs make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer?
Because she was always running away from the ball
What kind of dress can't be worn?
Address
What do enthusiasts and indie guys have in common?
Tudor Cinema Club