Sound Effects
Pirate Jokes
Things About Paul
Old TV Sitcom Catch Phrases
Famous Red Heads
100

What Noise Does A Deflating Tire Make

FFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

100

Why Did The 12 Year Old Not Get To See The Pirate Movie

Because it was rated RRRRRRRRRRRR

100

Who Was Paul's Protege

Timothy

100

What Was A Popular Saying Of Pvt. Gomer Pyle

Shazaam

100

Desi Arnaz spouse

Lucille Ball

200

What Noise Comes Out After You Eat A Can Of Beans

TTHHRRRPPPPPPP

200

Why Did The Pirate Become A Gardener

Because he wanted to grow Arrrrr-tichokes

200

What Was Paul's Original Name

Saul of Tarsus

200

What was JJ's Saying on Good Times

Dynomite 

200

Lives Under The Golden Arches

Ronald McDonald

300

What Sound Does Woody Woodpecker Make

HA HA HA HA HA

300

How Much Did The Pirate Pay For His Peg and Hook

An Arm and A Leg

300

Who Restored Paul's Sight

Ananias

300

What Did Archie Bunker Always Call His Son In Law

Meathead

300

Starred In A Show Named After Her

Carol Burnett

400

Let Me Hear Your Best Tarzan Sound

Uh uh uh Uh

400

Where Can You Find A Pirate Whose Lose His Wooden Leg

Right where you left him

400

Where was Paul From

Rome

400

What Did Flo Say To Mel

Kiss My Grits

400

Became Famous For The Great Gatsby

Robert Redford

500

Its the World Series, Bottom of the ninth, 2 outs, 2 strikes no balls, you called the final strike, give us your best 3rd strike call to end the world series.

Strike 3, youre outa there

500

Where Do 1 Legged Pirates Go For Lunch

IHOP

500

How Did Paul Die

He was Beheaded

500

What Did Fred G Sanford Always Say

I'm Comin to see ya Elizabeth, Im having the big one

500

Her Breakout Roles Were In Mystic Pizza and Steel Magnolias

Julia Roberts