ABSURD LORE
Mack shat her pants on a popular hike up Logan Canyon. Which hike was it?
Wind Caves
Which knee typically hurts Mack more?
Left
Which of the following diagnoses does Mack NOT have?
A) Auditory Processing Disorder
B) Precordial Catch Syndrome
C) De Quervain's Tenosynovitis
D) Pollen-Food Allergy Syndrome
A) Auditory Processing Disorder
Mack's auditory processing problems stem from the brain, namely from ADHD, not from an in-ear problem. Her hearing is actually significantly better than average!
Who was Mack's gay awakening?
Amanda Seyfried in Les Miserables 2012
What is the book that Mack believes is the most important novel ever written?
Les Misérables, Victor Hugo
Despite attesting her proficiency in driving, Mack has made a handful of frankly ridiculous mistakes in her driving history. What did Mack crash into and knock over when she had her learner's permit?
A garage wall
Mack is experiencing some level of pain at any given moment, and is almost never in NO pain. Name the range, on a scale of 0-10, that Mack's pain tends to hover in on any given day.
3-7
What color is incorporated in most of Mack's favorite foods?`
Orange
What is Mack's biggest non-existential phobia?
Spiders
What movie did Mack watch for the first time within the last year that instantly became one of her favorites of all time?
Pride and Prejudice 2005
When Mack was eight or nine, there was an incident involving a jar on a counter, assumably for drinking water, containing two small creatures, which Mack swallowed. What were the creatures?
Pill bugs
What traumatic event could have possibly lead to the development of Mack's chronic illness?
High school relationship
What term has Mack coined to define her personal style?
Punk Rock Hobbit
At what age did Mack's hair become curly?
18
Name one of Mack's three favorite cloud types.
Mammatus, Cirrus, Undulatus
What celebrity did Mack's grandfather barbershop quartet cane hook her in front of in front of the White House?
A) Adam Scott
B) Ted Danson
C) Woody Harrelson
D) Adam Sandler
WHITEBOARDS
Mack gets many different kinds of headache.
Name three types of headache from a list of the five most common.
CRYING
TENSION
LIGHT SENSITIVE/MIGRAINE
ICEPICK
SINUS
On a normal day, Mack wears the same pieces of jewelry. How many individual pieces of jewelry does she wear, including piercings?
5 rings
1 necklace
3 nose piercings
7 ear piercings
1 navel piercing
total: 17 pieces of jewelry
How many tattoos that spell out words does Mack have?
4: Desire, Despair, Thunder, and Grief
Mack spent countless hours drawing something very particular as a child. What did she fill entire notebooks of?
Birds-eye view house layouts