TNK-knock jokes
Language sleuths
Holiday special
Twinkle, twinkle, little Star of David
Sons of Abraham
100

This author/authors was monotheistic, wrote around the time of Ezra, and had God creating covenants with individuals. 

Priestly school

100

This is the section of the TNK with prophets and some of the historical books. Give the Hebrew name:

Nevi'im

100

This holiday has very little religious significance compared to how much cultural significance it has taken on (much like the Feasts of Saint Valentine or Saint Patrick among US Christians)

Hanukkah

100

Inspired by the Maccabees' success against the Greeks, Jewish and Christian zealots revolted against Rome and lost. The Romans did this ____ to punish them.

Destroy the 2nd Temple in Jerusalem

100

List the Abrahamic religions in order of their age:

Judaism, Christianity, Islam

200

This author was closely aligned with King Josiah and his reform of the Jewish cult to center around Temple worship in Jerusalem

The Deuteronomist

200

The English term used comes from the Greek, "synagogue," but the original Hebrew for temple is:

Shul

200

If your friend is Orthodox and keeping kosher, when will they shut off all electronics and focus on family and prayer?

Shabbat/Sabbath, Friday night - Saturday

200

Of the four ancient empires we discussed that conquered the Israelites (there were more!!!), which treated them well?

Persians

(The Babylonians enslaved them, the Greeks tried to erase their culture, and the Romans taxed them into poverty)

200

Christianity and Islam share a belief that Judaism lacks about death. What is it?

No afterlife

300

List the five books of the Torah:

Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, Deuteronomy

300

What is the symbolism of the Ner Tamid?

Eternal light - a candle or light fixture in a synagogue that represents God's presence

300

This is the one holiday involving fasting in the Jewish calendar and is one of the most important religious events:

Yom Kippur

300

This apocalyptic belief in Judaism is critical to Christian doctrine but was largely abandoned after the destruction of the 2nd Temple:

A messiah (esp. a military/political one)

300

If your friend calls themselves Jewish, but tells you they do not keep kosher at all and that all their synagogue services are completely in English, your friend is most likely this denomination:

Reform

400

In the Garden of Eden story, God is anthropomorphized and shown simplistically. This reflects the primitive thinking of this author:

Yahwist

(I will take Elohist as an acceptable incorrect answer)

400

While just called "writings" in English and Hebrew, the Ketuvim have this Greek name:

Sophia (wisdom)

400

This holiday involves more lively celebrations than other religious events in Judaism, and is a memorial of a female character from the Bible (Esther):

Purim

400

Your friend has a pulled pork sandwich, chicken nuggets, popcorn shrimp, and drinks a milkshake to ensure he gets a heart attack. How many kosher laws did he violate if he were keeping kosher?

4

Mixing meats

Mixing meat and dairy

Pork

Shellfish

400

The early Israelites were henotheistic, so they thought this about their neighbor's gods:

They were real, but not permitted for worship

500

Of the four kings we learned about (there were dozens), only two are considered the "Great Kings." Who are they?

David and Solomon

Saul was bad at his job, and Josiah was several hundred years removed from Solomon and not ruling over a unified Israel

500

I've been saying shalom to you for weeks now. None of you asked what it meant, so that tells me all of you are language sleuths who know it means this in Hebrew:

Peace

500

What are the two reasons Jewish holidays are on slightly different days from year to year but always around the same time?

They use a lunar calendar, not a solar one AND they have a leap month every seven years to keep holidays in the same season.

500

This subset of Orthodox Judaism is so traditional that some of its followers living in the US will learn Hebrew and/or Yiddish before English:

Hasidic

500

Why might American Jews have mixed feelings about Israel?

They might like the concept of a place where Jews will never be persecuted because they are a majority, but dissatisfied or angry about what the Israeli military/government have done/are doing.