Judaism
Christianity
Bad jokes
100

Name at least 3 things about the ten commandments?

no stealing, honor parents, no false testimony, no other god's, no killing, no covet, no making idols, no adultery, I am your god, have Sabbath holy.


100

what was jesus the son of?

the son of gods.

100

what kind of bear have no teeth?

A gummy bear.

200

did people make pictures of god, and explain?

No, because it limit him to hid physical form.

200

what was Canaan called?

The promised land.

200

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired

300

were does people pray?

Synagogues.

300

what happens when people are Baptism?

It is a beginning of a new life and also washes their sins away.

300

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything.

400

when do people Shabbat?

few minutes before the sun sets on Friday to Saturday night. 

400

who did Christianity get their religion from?

 Jewish villages.

400

What does a baby computer call its father?

Data.

500

what are bar mitzvah boys and bat mitzvah girls for. (celebration/event)

when young people become responsible for following jewish laws and traditions.

500

was Christianity first or Judaism?

Judaism.

500

What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!