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You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a __________ ____!
Motherless goat!
100,000 pesos.
It's a piece of cake
You mean it ain't gold?
These two actors are buried 100 yards from each other in the Westwood Cemetery in Los Angeles.
Don Knotts & Tim Conway
Swell party. Where's the _____?
Whisky?
How many times had McLintock come home swoggled in a month?
Seven, but if birthday's don't count than six.
If that gun had gone off, it'd have blowed right up in my face.
Now it wouldn't have done my finger a hell of a lot of good either, would it?
How many movies did John Wayne and Maureen O'Hara star in together?
Five: Rio Grande, The Quiet Man, The Wings of Eagles, McLintock!, and Big Jake.
You don't thank a man for _______ you, you leather-brained ignoramus.
Hanging.
What is the name of the town in the Apple Dumpling Gang?
Quake City
Do you know what "nada" means?
Isn't that a light chicken gravy?
Where did Steve Martin learn to lasso with a rope?
While working at Disneyland as a teenager.
It's an old Arizona trick; but I... I have seen it used as far north as _______.
Montana.
How much does the town pay their sheriffs?
None of them ever lived long enough to find out.
Are you going to stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife?
He can't help it - he's just ignorant.
Which actor from this movie is still alive today.
Bruce Dern who plays the son in the Danby Family.