Story Time!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
There are no stairs... it's a one story house!
I get wet when I dry and get dirty when I wipe. What am I?
A towel!
What’s in a ghost’s nose?
Boo-gers
What's an astronaut's favourite part of the computer?
The space bar!
What month of the year has 28 days?
All of them!!
A man got captured, but there are 3 possible ways for him to escape. One exit has angry dogs. The second has a bomb with a 5-minute timer and it’s already on. The third has an armed guard. Which should he choose?
Just wait till the bomb goes off! Choose the bomb!
I have a head and a tail that will never meet. Having too many of me is always a treat. What am I?
A coin!
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo
Why did the vampire need mouth wash?
Because it had bat breath!!
What has to be broken before you use it?
Eggs!!
A man got kidnapped and locked in a house. The house had 4 doors and he could escape through one of them. There is an extremely cold temperature behind the first door that would freeze him to death. There are very hungry sharks behind the second door. The room behind the third is filled with poisonous gas. The fourth has such a strong sun that it burns everything. How can he escape?
Choose the door with the sun! Just wait till it sets!
I am tall when I am young, but short when I am old. What am I?
A candle! I hope I got y'all!!!!!
Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
You can see right through them!
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use honeycombs!!
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A promise!
Grandpa went for a walk, and it started raining. He forgot to bring an umbrella and didn’t have a hat. When he got home, his clothes were soaking wet, but not a hair on his head was wet. How was this possible?
He is bald!
I am always in front of you but can’t be seen? What am I?
The future!
What kind of monster loves to party?
The boogieman!
Why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well!!
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A barber!
A man was exploring the South Pole when a strong storm began. He managed to find 2 caves where he could take shelter, but he noticed a hungry polar bear in one cave and the other one is filled with radioactive waste. Which cave should he choose?
There are no polar bears in the South Pole, so choose that one!
I fasten 2 people, yet touches only one? What am I?
A wedding ring!!
What do you call a spider with 20 eyes?
A spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiider!
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What can travel around the world, but stay in one corner?
A stamp!!