Jokes
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
"She doesn't even go here!"
Mean Girls
Plump Feline
Fat cat
A farmer has 24 cows. All but seven of them ran away. How many does he have left?
What is the name of the creature guarding the trapdoor in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone?
Fluffy
How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
"By all means move at a glacial pace."
The Devil Wears Prada
Pessimistic dormmate
Gloomy roomie
What kind of building has the most stories?
A library
What is Professor McGonagall’s animagus?
A tabby cat
How do you throw a party in outer space?
You planet.
"We got ourselves a watcher!"
Identity Thief
Angry taxi driver
Crabby Cabby
What kind of running also means walking?
Running out of gas
What is the spell to turn off Lumos?
Nox
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings
"You will die in seven days."
The Ring
Cheese with a giveaway sign
Free brie
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for two nights, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
The horse's name is Friday.
What is Hermione's cat's name?
Crookshanks
What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?
A synonym roll
"Oh, I'm like the Cryptkeeper!"
Freaky Friday
Sticky eggplant dish
Gooey ratatouille
What runs but never walks, has a bed but never sleeps, a mouth that never speaks, and a head that never weeps?
A river
What is Hermione’s patronus?
An otter