Quiz in my pants
When is a door not a door?
When its a jar
What's heavier - a kilo jar of belly button fluff, or a kilo slab of concrete?
Neither
8 people sit on a sofa at the same time and 3 sofa legs break. How many legs are left in the room?
17
What 5-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain on Earth?
Mount Everest
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
joke
I make two people out of 1 What am I?
A mirror
the more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
David
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
Yesterday, tomorrow, and Today
I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
fire
What runs around the whole yard without moving?
fence
What can you catch but never throw?
Cold
I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
age
Only one color, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies.
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
What is it?
shadow
Who is that with a neck and no head, two arms and no hands? What is it?
shirt
If eleven plus two equals one, what does nine plus five equal?
2
What has seven holes in it and is shaped like a ball? Hint: It is a body part.
Your head
What has a ring but no finger?
A telephone or alarm of some kind
Daily Double
What do you get when you dot the I and cross the T?
You get it
What type of Martial Arts does Winnie the Pooh do?
Kung Pooh
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON In uppercase letters
A man in a car saw a Golden Door, Silver Door and a Bronze Door. What door did he open first?
The car door
A horse was tied to a rope 5 meters long and the horses food was 15 meters away from the horse. How did the horse reach the food?
The rope wasn't tied to anything so he could reach the food.