So Punny
Did you hear the joke about the little mountain?
It's hill-arious!
Why do pirates make such good singers?
Because they hit the high C’s!
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They might crack up!
How do you look for Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Follow the fresh prints!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
“It’s pasture bedtime.”
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
Fo drizzle
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pooch potato!
What does algae do when it’s in trouble?
Sea-kelp!
How did the pirate get his Jolly Roger so cheaply?
He bought it on sail!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
What do you call birds falling in love?
Tweet-hearts!
Did you hear about the frog whose car broke down?
He had to be toad!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the turkey join a band?
So he could use his drumsticks!
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beeg
Why was the broom late for school?
It overswept!
What’s a pirate’s favorite type of exercise?
The plank!
What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?
Radish.
Who is a penguin's favorite pop star?
Seal
What do you call a snowman’s dog?
A slush puppy