Riddles
This belongs to you, but everyone else uses it more.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Incorrectly
“Don't you open up that window.
Don't you let out that antidote.
_______.”
What is “Poppin' pills is all we know?”
What is the name of Spongebob’s pet?
Who is Gary?
“Say hello to my little friend.”
What is Scarface?
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A mushroom.
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it?
What is a teapot?
"I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll. Married to the money, introduced her to my stove. Showed her how to whip it, ____."
What is "now she remixing for low. She my trap queen, let her hit the bando"?
What travels faster, light or sound?
What is light?
“My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.”
What is a Forest Gump?
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Who is a preacher?
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How is this possible?
They are grandfather, father, and son.
“And she held it down, so she got a Mercedes. Young Money Records, the Army, the Navy. They ran me ten thousand, _____.”
What is “I threw like Brady”?
Name three states that begin with the letter O.
What is Oregon, Oklahoma, and Ohio?
“Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the refrigerator. Eating up all the food. All the chitlin. All the pig feet. All the collard greens. All the hog maws. I wanna eat some of them chitlins, I love pig feet!”
What is Friday?
What is seen in the middle of March and April that can’t be seen at the beginning or end of either month?
What is the beginning of the end, the end of time, the middle of yesterday, and nowhere in tomorrow?
What is the letter "E"?
“In west Philadelphia born and raised.
On the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool. ______.”
What is “And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school.”
There are three houses. One is red, one is blue and one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle, and the blue house is to the right of the house in the middle, where’s the white house?
What is Washington D.C.?
“You is kind. You is smart. You is important.”
What is the Help?
Forrest left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home, there were two masked men. Who were they?
Who is the catcher and the umpire?
What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
What is the letter "m".
She don't like her body, left the doctor with a new shape. Blowing up my phone 'cause she just see me with my new bae. _____."
What is "Heartbreaker, ladies love me like I'm Cool J"?
Name 5 teams in the NFL that have mascots who are bird representations.
What is the Seattle Seahawks, Baltimore Ravens, Arizona Cardinals, Philadelphia Eagles and Atlanta Falcons?
“I da pappy!”
What is Life?