The Good
According to Jesus, only this person is good.
Who is Jehovah?
Jehovah never preserved their original name: we only know them by their titles and what follows the phrase "the one called."
Who is Satan?
Rachel's sister.
Who is Leah?
Weapons: 5 stones, 1 sling.
Who is David?
The first and greatest DIY project in human history.
What is the building of the ark?
Known for hospitality.
Who is Lydia?
According to the Study and Reference Bible, even the Persian queen prefaced his name as "bad" and "evil"
Who is Haaman?
Who is Cain?
Motive: Jealousy and adultery. Opportunity: Battle. Ruling: "Accidental death" changed to homicide.
Who is David?
Jack and the Beanstalk without the beanstalk.
What is David and Goliath?
Here he is. Send him.
Who is Isaiah?
ASPCA would be all over this man for beating his animal of transportation.
Who is Balaam?
As if a second Pharaoh, he killed boys two-years-old and younger. His son, known by us with the same name, had John the Baptizer killed.
Who is Herod?
Weapons: 1 tent pin, 1 cup of milk
Who is Jael?
The location of what will be the longest timeout in history.
He questioned Jehovah "how long...must [he] cry for help."
Who is Habakkuk?
His name means hairy. Now what his brother's impersonation makes sense.
Who is Esau?
He made his kids bring "fire-walking" to a whole other level.
Who is Manasseh.
Who is Saul/Paul?
Innocent man turns into an "old cat lady."
What is Daniel and the lion's den?
Jehovah pleads with us, through this prophet, to test him out and see if we won't be blessed until there is no more want.
Who is Malachi? (BONUS POINTS FOR THE CORRECT TEAM: Which scripture was this taken from?)
He raped his half-sister, Tamar.
Who is Amnon?
Double Jeopardy: Grandmother to King Jehoash, she made herself queen and killed her grandkids to keep herself on the throne.
Who is Queen Athaliah?
Attempted weapon: rope. Actual "weapons": Rocks. Ruling: Suicide.
Who is Judas Iscariot?
What is the death of Jezebel?