HotSOS
The issue selected for daily engineering tasks.
Work Ticket
Proud parent of two potty-trained cats, and unlikely to be caught interacting with others before 8am.
Jordan
The best dad and 49ers fan with the largest to do list.
Cesar
The shop that requires the most housekeeping.
HVAC Shop (as per Eloy)
How one delays a ticket to a later time or date.
Defer
No one has ever seen them touch a donut, and they're most likely to reorganize the universe.
Eloy
Religiously answers the radio with, "It's _____, go!"
Patrick
Lowe's employees wish they could work here.
Carpenter Shop
The trade with the most tickets.
Towers
Most likely to be found on a field during off hours and can't get enough of bubble wrap.
Barbara
Undercover rockstar posing as an engineer that can't stay away from Rampart.
Matthew
Where you're most likely to find the most engineers at once.
Kitchen Shop
What you do before transferring a ticket to another engineer.
Speak with them first
Big Foot's biggest fan and has the most paraphernalia in their office.
Jeremy
The one who keeps afternoon rehearsals fun and survives all of the drain back-up fiascos.
Terry
Home of the "crunchy wrench."
Tower 1 Shop
The most forgotten task.
Notes
Has the least amount of hair, but the biggest work ethic.
Tom
You can count on him to put a positive spin on any situation, and he can run the plant with his eyes closed.
Shawn
The only place that holds equipment most engineers don't know how to operate.
Engineering Office