Poor Game Descriptions
Studio Ghibli
The Office
Potent Potables
Songs and their Artists
200

Two plumbers chase a weird turtle thing around a bunch of pipes. You jump on stuff and sometimes you get flowers.

What is The Mario Brothers?

200

This fluffy forest spirit is the iconic mascot of Studio Ghibli.

Who is Totoro?

200

In the episode "Dinner Party," Michael proudly shows off this small television, which he claims is perfect for the living room.

What is a plasma screen TV?

200

This is the primary grain used in most beers.

What is Barely?

200

This artist, known for hits like "Shake It Off" and "Blank Space," started her career in country music.

Who is Taylor Swift?

400

You make words with letters and try to get points. It's kind of like Boggle but slower.

What is Scrabble?

400

This fish-like princess longs to become human in my favourite Studio Ghibli film.

Who is Ponyo?

400

This is the name of the warehouse worker who is temporarily promoted to the office.

Who is Darryl Philbin?

400

This French region is famous for its sparkling wine.

What is Champaign?

400

This artist, known for hits like "Umbrella" and "Diamonds," hails from Barbados.

Who is Rihanna?

600

You play cards with pictures of dragons and stuff. Sometimes you have to shout spells.

What is Magic: The Gathering?

600

This film, directed by Hiromasa Yonebayashi, is about a tiny girl who lives under the floorboards of a human house.

What is The Secret World of Arrietty?

600

This is the season Jim and Pam get married.

What is Season 5?

600

This classic cocktail consists of gin, vermouth, and an olive or lemon twist.

What is a Martini?

600

This rapper, known for his conscious lyrics and hits like "Alright" and "HUMBLE.," hails from Compton.  

Who is Kendrick Lamar?

800

You get some cards and try to win money. Sometimes you bluff.

What is Poker?

800

This film features a flying pirate and a girl with a mysterious crystal.

What is Castle in the Sky?

800

This is the name of Jim and Pam's daughter.

What is Cecelia "Cece" Halpert?

800

This rum-based cocktail includes mint, sugar, lime juice, and soda water.

What is a Mojito?

800

As of 2025, this song has over 15 Billion and is the most viewed music video on YouTube.

What is The Baby Shark Dance?

1000

You run around a spooky mansion and shoot creatures. Sometimes you find keys.

What is Resident Evil 1?

1000

This song, performed by Olivia Newton-John, is featured in the English dub of Whisper of the Heart.

What is "Take Me Home, Country Roads"?

1000

In the episode "The Fire," Pam transfers a call from this character to Jim's desk and the two make lunch plans which makes Pam Jealous.

Who is Katy?

1000

This Irish stout is known for its creamy texture and nitrogenation.

What is a Guinness?

1000

This song by Daddy Yankee and Luis Fonsi was originally the number-one song at 8.56 Billion views.

What is Despacito?