Harry Potter Online Dating Profiles
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Hamlet set in Africa
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A movie classic about a giant ape who climbs the Empire State Building
What is The Lion King Kong
Uncle Dave suggested we put this McDonalds condiment on the tacos - he had plenty of it apparently
What is Sweet and Sour Sauce
The original name of this iconic board game was "The Landlord's Game"
What is Monopoly
A crab in a hard round shell
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The leader of the muppet gang
What is a Hermit Kemit
"While I usually determine which House Students get into at Hogwarts - what I really want to do is to "sort" U and I together
What is the sorting hat
A fox robs from the rich and gives to the poor
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a classic mix of vanilla and chocolate ice cream in a cup
What is a Robin Hoodsie
Uncle Bob was going to dress in a leather jacket and Aunt Sarah was going to wear a blonde wig and perform Summer Nights....a duet from this film
What is Grease
Also known as "Salad Bowl" or "The Name Game"
What is Celebrity
A term from a popular Will Smith Song
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A swine who calls herself "Moi"
What is a Jiggy Piggy
"If you were a student in my class... I'd mix you a love potion. Seeking companion to help me get over Lilly Potter"
Who is Snape
A hit song by the Beatles
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A showstopper by a candlestick
What is Let it Be Our Guest
Grandma was going to read her favorite portions of The Art of the Deal... a book about this real estate mogul
Who is Trump
The original was Broadsides: A Game of Naval Strategy
What is Battleship
A traditional name for a dog
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The main character in "There is a Monster at the end of this Book"
What is a Rover Grover
Lonely "spirited" girl seeks soul mate who enjoys crying in bathrooms
Who is Moaning Myrtle
Its had 4 hit movies
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a child amusement park in New Hampshire
What is Toy Storyland
Uncle Ed was going to take a gamble and serenade his quinquagenarian bride with "Through the Years" by this late country crooner
Who is Kenny Rogers
What is Chutes and Ladders
A nickname for a Boston neighborhood near West Roxbury
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a bear who tells bad jokes
What is a Rozzie Fozzie
Despite his personal ad in the Quibbler - rumor has it that this pal of Draco's may be more than friends with his buddy Goyle
Who is Crabble
The love song from Aladdin
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The entity Vince McMahon is known for
Aunt Kathy was going to light it up and spin some tunes - including some by Christopher George Latore Wallace - a rapper who was also known by this Name
Who is Diggy Smalls ( Biggy Smalls / Biggy / Notorious BIG)
In England this worldwide popular board game is called Draughts
What is Checkers
A Patriotic Muppet
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a dive bar in Boston's theater district
What is a Sam Tam