Groovy, Baby:
1961-1971
KareBear's Cold War:
1971-1987
KareBear's War Crimes
(AKA Haircuts):
1988-1998
KareBearllennium
A Nana for All Seasons
(Let's hear it for Halle, y'all!)
100

This is the date of Karen's/Ma's/Nana's/KareBear's birth

June 18th, 1991!

100

On Karen's/Ma's/Nana's birthday in 1982, she heartily celebrated the 300th anniversary of this greatest, toughest, classiest, blue collarest, most wonderfulest city was founded

Philadelphia, USA

100

On May 30th, 1989 Karen's/Ma's/Nana's life is forever changed following this event.

Margaret Mary Ray pleading guilty to breaking into talk show host David Letterman's house. #never4get

100

Who let the dogs out?

Hoo! Hoo? HOO HOO?

100

We're at this lady's house RIGHT NOW

Nana!

200

Karen/Ma/Nana grew up in this U.S. State.

New York!

200

This American high school in North Massapequa, NY is where Karen/Ma/Nana did all her school learnin' and book readin' an such.

Plainedge High School

200

On Karen's/Ma's/Nana's birthday in 1990, the first observance of this beloved international holiday occurred.

National Black America's Day of Repentance!

200

Karen/Ma/Nana was frequently flattered to have this sensible, midsized Japanese sedan confused with a Lexus.

1999 Toyota Camry!

200

This is where Abby lives

Nana's house!

300

Karen/Ma/Nana remembers her father being a bigshot for driving this color Plymouth Comet

BROWN!

300

On Karen's/Ma's/Nana's 18th birthday, this historic arms limitation treaty is signed between the United States and the Soviet Union

SALT II

300

On January 27th, 1991, Karen/Ma/Nana had her life forever changed after witnessing what event?

Whitney Houston singing the US National Anthem at the Super Bowl!

300

On New Year's Day, 2000, Karen/Ma/Nana suffered a fate worse that waterboarding taking her beloved, angelic children to a screening of this film.

Dude, Where's My Car?

300

Nana's house is where I press buttons on my favorite ride.

The Alligator!

400

Less than one month after Karen's 8th birthday, this American became the first person to set foot on the moon.

Neil Armstrong!

400

On September 8th, 1987 Karen/Ma/Nana's life changed forever thanks to this event.

The wedding of NFL Wide Receiver Jerry Rice and Jacqueline Mitchell

400

Karen/Ma/Nana was driving this discontinued American Sport Utility Vehicle when it broke down in a landfill on Staten Island on 4th of July weekend.

GMC Jimmy!

400

This international holiday was first celebrated on Karen's/Ma's/Nana's birthday in 2005

Autism Pride Day!

400

The 13th of these two months are what turned the birthday girl into our Nana!

July and November!

500

Karen/Ma/Nana had a poster of this extremely attractive, talented singer in her bedroom during the grooviest times of her life.

Barry Manilow!

500

On Karen's 10th birthday, the Washington Post published the first of these leaked documents, summarizing decades of war crimes committed by the U.S. in Vietnam.

The Pentagon Papers!

500

Karen/Ma/Nana worked as a saleslady in this extinct industry.

Trade magazine ad sales!

500

Also in 2005, on her birthday, Karen/Ma/Nana celebrated the 850th anniversary of this Holy Roman Emperor's crowning by the Pope

Frederick Barbarosa!

500

Who is the coolest, baddest, hostess with the mostest?

HALLE! DUH!