Aspirations
Kareem's dream profession
What is a comedian?
A body part Kareem has dislocated more than once.
What is a shoulder?
Kareem's height
What is 5'11 1/2 (or 6'0)?
The words "go" and "ball"
What were Kareem's first two words?
Zaina and Kareem met here for the first time.
Where is San Francisco?
Kareem's one fault he could never cut out
What is late night snacking?
Kareem injured himself imitating his dad doing this.
What is shaving?
Sport Kareem played in college
What is ultimate frisbee?
Age Kareem first drove
What is 2 years old?
The one thing Kareem's kids love to play with more than him
What is an iPad?
Arabic puns written in English (ex. Have a 🐋 حوت (hoot) don't pollute)
What is Kareem's t-shirt business?
Caused permanent damage to Kareem's toe.
What is a piano bench?
Kareem's favorite sports podcaster
Who is Bill Simons?
What goes up and never comes down? Your Age!
What is Kareem's favorite joke as a 3 year old?
Kareem promised to get Naya when she reads 1000 books.
What is a Kindle?
Main character in Kareem's novel
Who is Simba?
3-year old Kareem tried to eat this vegetable with a butcher knife, not noticing the blood and juice dripping down his arm.
What is a tomato?
The sport Kareem would've gone pro in if his mom ever let him play
What is football?
Kareem used to bow down and kiss the ground saying "I love you" here
What is New Hampshire?
A quality that Zaina instilled in Kareem
What is cleanliness?
NO SOAP - RADIO
What is the punchline to two lions and a bathtub joke?
Kareem fell into the pool while modeling his idol - Ghiath - in this
What is a red proche?
The sport Kareem was the only person in his family to be able to beat his dad in
What is tennis?
Kareem and Waseem loved to collect, these precious toys
What are McDs happy meal prizes?
The age when Kareem lost his fun uncle status.
What is never?