Quotable Quotes
Teacher of the Year
Good parenting
Animal siblings
June 12th
Family Road Trips
100
"What are your intentions towards that young woman?"
What was Karen and Bruce's subtle way of letting Ben know he'd found "the one"?
100
Abraham Lincoln
Who is the president Bruce most resembles?
100
Taping to the ceiling
What did Bruce threaten to do to Jim?
100
Go on vacation before spaying a recently adopted cat.
What is one way to get a litter of kittens?
100
Important 1967 Supreme Court case declared laws banning interracial marriage to be unconstitutional.
What is Loving v. Virginia?
100
A broken water pump
Why did the Burnetts spend a day in Medicine Hat, AB?
200
"I love your TV show!"
What did people say to Karen in the Seventies and Eighties when they misread her name?
200
Avoid computerized technology
What is how Bruce shows his commitment to "living history"?
200
Laissez-faire
What is Bruce's parenting philosophy?
200
Put food out on the porch until you lure it into the house.
What is one way to get a cat?
200
Movie starring Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton opened in 1963.
What is Cleopatra?
200
An alliterative nickname for a cave in Upstate NY favored by bovine.
What is "Cows Caverns"?
300
"Can you get President Clinton to increase economic aid to our country?"
What did a regional Chief in Ghana once ask Bruce?
300
Most innovative strategy to motivate students.
What is shaving his beard?
300
You don't smell the same anymore.
What did Karen say to Megan the first time she returned home from college?
300
Sit in the garage in January until you lure it into the house.
What is another way to get a pet cat?
300
Famously said by Ronald Reagan to Mikhail Gorbachev in 1987.
What is "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall?"
300
A trip to Acadia National Park
How did Karen and Bruce test out whether the kids were ready for a cross-country trip?
400
"Your Dad was strangely good at it."
What is Jim's opinion of Bruce's skeet shooting.
400
Make 9 y.o. daughter read history textbook -- and take the tests -- over summer vacation.
What is Bruce's idea of summer camp?
400
Get a broken toe
What happens when fall down the stairs because your second child never sleeps?
400
Your pet rabbit escapes
What is one way to get a dog?
400
Born on this day in 1924, later a U.S. president.
Who is George H.W. Bush?
400
"I think there's an orange buried under all the camping gear in the back of the van."
What should you never say at US customs?
500
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a thankless child."
What is Bruce's favorite Shakespeare quote?
500
Model UN, Model Congress, and Debate club
What are Bruce's favorite "sports"?
500
Go to a hotel
How did Bruce escape a noisy sleepover?
500
Volunteer at a nature center
What is one way to get pet squirrels?
500
Iconic sports museum opened in 1939.
What is the Baseball Hall of Fame?
500
Sandwiched between two big rigs moving at high speeds on a two-lane road
What is the scariest moment Karen and Bruce had in the VW bus?