General
Simple to understand, difficult to master
What is Scrum?
Working Software over comprehensive documentation, as long as that software is comprehensively documented
What is the Manifesto for Half-Arsed Agile Software Development?
The circus master, decides priorities
What / Who is Product Owner?
Not a status meeting
What is the Daily Scrum?
Father of Empiricism
What/Who is Francis Bacon?
Ken Schwaber and Jeff Sutherland
What/Who are the creators of scrum?
Working in a fact-based, experience-based, and evidence-based manner.
What is empiricism?
Main purpose is to make him/herself redundant
What/Who is Scrum Master?
Used to make our lives miserable
What is sprint planning?
Celebrated on March 3rd
What is Dave's & Erik's birthday?
Transparency, inspection and adaptation
What are the pillars of Scrum?
Real name of Hairy Shoue
What is Shu-Ha-Ri
Not a scrum role and having influence on the backlog is considered an anti-pattern
What/Who is users and stakeholders?
The events where inspection and adaptation are most tangible
What is the daily scrum, the sprint review and the sprint retro?
The martial art that Geir and Trinh practice
What is Karate?
Increment, Product Backlog and Sprint Backlog
What are the artifacts of scrum?
Helps understanding complexity
What is Stacey Matrix?
"Herding cats" is a wish for this role
What/Who is Scrum Master? If you answer "Karla" Double Points!
It can turn into a boxing ring, blaming and complaining event if not facilitated carefully
What is the sprint retro?
Karla's unicorns
What is JP & Theodore?
Values of Scrum
What is commitment, focus, openness, respect and courage?
Real reason of our suffering during change
What is resistance to change?
Product Owner, Scrum Master and the Team (Developers, QA, UX, etc)
What is the Scrum Team?
A only 3 day event where you learn all what you wanted to know about agile, scrum, unicorns and you get to earn points
What is the Scrum Playshop? / What is Karla's Playshop?
Father of Quality Management
What/Who is Deming / Edwards Deming?