General
Simple to understand, difficult to master
What is Scrum?
Working Software over comprehensive documentation, as long as that software is comprehensively documented
What is the Manifesto for Half-Arsed Agile Software Development?
The circus master, decides priorities
What / Who is Product Owner?
Not a status meeting
What is the Daily Scrum?
Collections PO
What/Who is Yessenia?
Ken Schwaber and Jeff Sutherland
What/Who are the creators of scrum?
Working in a fact-based, experience-based, and evidence-based manner.
What is empiricism?
Main purpose is to make him/herself redundant
What/Who is Scrum Master?
What is kanban?
Karla's Unicorns
What / Who is JP & Theodore?
Transparency, inspection and adaptation
What are the pillars of Scrum?
Real name of Hairy Shoue
What is Shu-Ha-Ri
A type of scrum that is akin to baking a chocolate cake without chocolate, saying you have adopted scrum and doing something completely different
What is SINO? What is Scrum In Name Only?
The events where inspection and adaptation are most tangible
What is the daily scrum, the sprint review and the sprint retro?
The only team in Aize doing a 3-week sprint
What is view team?
Increment, Product Backlog and Sprint Backlog
What are the artifacts of scrum?
Helps understanding complexity in terms of how much we know and what needs to be done
What is Stacey Matrix?
Sweats milk
What is a platypus?
It can turn into a boxing ring, blaming and complaining event if not facilitated carefully
What is the sprint retro?
Father of Empiricism
Who / What is Francis Bacon?
Values of Scrum
What is commitment, focus, openness, respect and courage?
Real reason of our suffering during change
What is resistance to change?
Product Owner, Scrum Master and the Team (Developers, QA, UX, etc)
What is the Scrum Team?
A only 3 day event where you learn all what you wanted to know about agile, scrum, unicorns and you get to earn points
What is the Scrum Playshop? / What is Karla's Playshop?
Father of Quality Management
What/Who is Deming / Edwards Deming?