On My Half Birthday
On my half birthday in 2019, this previous presidential candidate insisted she had not violated any laws through the usage of her email.
Who is Hillary Clinton?
This city, home to some of my least favorite sports teams, was the destination of what is only arguably a vacation that I took in late 2022.
What is Philadelphia?
What is Soccer/Football?
This secondary color covering my sister's bedroom walls is my favorite.
What is purple?
This rap group consists of three members, one of whom, Takeoff, died recently while gambling, something I like to do a lot.
Who are the Migos?
On my half birthday in 1994, this now-famous dreamy latin rapper and actor was born. He also plays the Wolf in Bullet Train, my favorite movie.
Who is Bad Bunny?
This state is the destination of a yearly trip I'm forced into, where I must endure two weeks with my grandparents, one of which has been stepped on by a horse three times now.
What is South Carolina.
I only scored two points the entire season I played this sport in second grade.
What is Basketball?
If this team wins the Premier League twice in the next twelve years, I'll name my daughter after it.
What is Chelsea?
This music star of the 1980's was dubbed the king of pop, just as one day I'll be named the king of the world.
Who is Michael Jackson?
On my half birthday in 1913, this former slave and well-known abolitionist died.
Who is Harriet Tubman?
This country was the destination of a vacation I took my freshman year, during which my grandpa got lost twice, and fell asleep on a 12 minute bus ride.
What is Mexico?
This sport, a fusion between two completely different sports requiring separate skillsets, is the only one I'm confident I could beat more than 90% of the population in.
What is Chessboxing?
This food is on olive garden's menu, but I wouldn't recommend ordering it. It also is my favorite food.
What is Chicken Parmigiana?
This actor stars alongside Robin Williams in the 1997 movie Good Will Hunting, who is just like me in that he's good at heart, just misunderstood.
Who is Matt Damon?
On my half birthday in 1906, 1,100 miners in this country in Europe didn't heed the canary when they were killed by a coal dust explosion.
What is France?
This city, flat, hot, named after a bird (sort of), and west of the Mississippi, was the connection between two much more interesting locales in a trip I took in early 2022.
What is Phoenix?
I found out the hard way that this sport uses a hard ball while playing with my friends as a kid.
What is Cricket?
This airport in North Carolina, abbreviated CLT, is my favorite because it didn't have the audacity to not give me pretzels on my flight there.
What is Charlotte Douglas International Airport?
This actor plays Victor Sullivan in the ill fated movie adaptation of the Uncharted series, and also is just like me in his boundless charisma and Boston accent.
Who is Mark Wahlberg?
On my half birthday in 1969, this man who shot Martin Luther King Jr. pled guilty to the assassination.
Who is James Earl Ray?
This location is only technically out-of-state, and home to a vacation I took when I was twelve, too young to remember a poncho and worse off for it.
This sport, featured in the Olympics and played in a gym, is the only one my father and I watch together every 4 summers.
What is Handball?
This song, about skating sung by Shy High, or soup, depending on who makes it and the weather, is my favorite.
What is Clam Chowder?
Albert Camus' The Stranger follows this fictional French Algeria settler, who is similar to me in his cold, unfeeling nature.
Who is Mersault? (Read this book, it's incredible.)