Random facts about Kasper/Danfoss
Kasper worked here during a promiscuous stint in LA
What is Abattoir?
The skincare brand that Kasper tries to “sell” in the CCO bathrooms?
What is Nilens Jord
Who is Trump?
The story Kasper have worked on for 2 f*****g years
What is DraughtMaster upcycling in Denmark
Cees' toast /speech when Rebrew was launched (written by Kasper?)
What is "Cheers to an old beer"?
Kasper describes this place as "Disneyland for adults"
What is Dubai?
The person Kasper is named after (Mad-dog)
Who is Jim Mattis
Kasper's favorite American politician (not Trump) who might get a statute in Copenhagen - if Kasper and Søren Pind have their way
Who is Reagan?
Kasper's friday colour
What is Pink
The reason Kasper is always missing in the office the day the tiny and somewhat irrelevant Wiibroe beer is launched
What is driving around in a horse carriage with the Mayor of Helsingør drinking high-strength beer with local drunks in a bar?
Number of people reporting to Kasper in Danfoss
How many are 20?
The place Kasper spends most of his time when at work
What is facebook
The real lady with the handbag
Who is Thatcher?
People Kasper had to take to lunch to avoid a lawsuit
Who are the mermaid ladies
Kaspers primary role when a negative story is about to be published about Carlsberg
What is Cannon-fodder - he loves it (when something is bad, quote Kasper, when something is good, someone else)
Kaspers view on free-trade
What is "The most beautiful dream of all" (quote from elbjorn.dk - blog post "Jeg vælger den idealistiske udenrigspolitik")
Kaspers act in 2015 that puts him in the same category as Danish politicians Ida Auken & Jens Rohde
What is to change party affiliation (from Venstre to Konservative)
Current minister and former Christmas party organiser for the CPH airport trade union and activist for the scaffolding workers union
Who is Peter Hummelgaard
Biggest lie on Kasper's infamous Carlsberg-Lie or Truth Scale
What is the Jacobsen table?
The sound of an iconic Danish commercial, and the sound Kasper uses when he does ANYTHING that relates to his bonus KPIS
Whats is "Ding Ding Ding"
Number of times Kasper is quoted in connection with Carlsberg in the media for the last 5 years
What is 1481
NGO that felt the love from Mad Dog, when he during a highly critical interview called them racists
Who is Danwatch
American political candidate who never became president because he was a little relaxed about using nuclear weapons, but with Kasper's favorite slogan: In your heart you know he's right?
Who is Goldwater?
The argument Kasper used in the infamous conversation with an NGO to explain why he thought they had made a racist comment
What is "implying that Nepalese people dont know how to operate a waste water treatment plant"
Kaspers favourite ocupation after an election (from when he was politically active)
Whats is taking down old posters. (CUE - Youtube)