Slaying, Sliving
What videogame series did my friend and I watch every week?
What type of dancing club was it where I was headbutted before falling in a bush?
BALLROOM
Who was that friend that everyone assumed I was dating at one point even though he has a girlfriend and he would interact with me with mostly confused questions and slander?
KIAN!!
He became distant after that
How many hours of sleep did I get on Tuesday?
6 (4AM - 6:30, 1PM - 5:30PM)
Name that guy who I openly talk about with a friend in my Consulting club as he's a musty quant econ dude who then became my project manager for the next 6 months?
DAVID TAAAAAAAAAAN
Crimes:
- Harassing my friend at a party
- Implying I'm stupid on various occurrences (JOKES ON HIM I GOT AN INTERNSHIP BEFORE HIM HA)
Which of my lovely friends asked me loudly where I was going when I felt my period in class and abruptly got up with my little bag to go to the bathroom?
Jared <3 He bought me coffee as an apology and helped me switch the chairs around because I got blood on mine rip my school there's blood on it now
What did I injur drunk?
I was following Squanchy down the stairs, slipped, and fell Bob Duncan from Good Luck Charlie style and bruisted my wrist except most of my friends there were EMTs so they were screaming except I was drunk and very neutral like wow!!
I got a sick bruise after and Squanch carried me around because I hurt my ankle lightly
At one point i was lying on the road as he tried to throw chex mix in my mouth this was two weeks ago
What comic/characters did I talk about so much that my parents overheard and thought they were my friends?
Shoutout to the batman universe (ayyyyyyy)
Not my parents asking how Jason is (JASON TODD)
Anyway I've been too into DC lately which is disappointing because the movie content is not great in most cases
My friend, tall, gay, white, Swedish: *posts that he baked Naan*
Me, aggressive commenting: DIVERSITY!!!
his extended family: *LIKES AND FOLLOWS AND COMMENTS ABOUT HOW THEY LOVE INDIA*
Name that friend
Axel!! Go king lemme pull out my favorite photo of him from when I was trying to find my 6'1 crush at a party so he let me get on his back and then dropped me
What fake name did I tell the frat bro that asked for my number before putting my actual name in the contact info?
Kayla!
It worked out bc he would never find me
Who was my first date off of hinge and how did that end?
We waved goodbye after he forgot his wallet. He added me on Venmo so I see his interactions. He also added me on Discord and occasionally messaged but i got bad vibes and deleted my discord
What did my friend do to get me out of a conversation I was having with a hinge dude that I dropped (ie talking stage never developed)
she yelled 'I HAVE LICE' and then pulled me away
love her
Solider Boy - Rapture
Timothee Chalamet- Statistics
Taylor Swift - Champaign Problems
Who did I dm for over a year and finally stop talking to?
Joshua! I'm p sure he went to Korea and died but like thank god that went on for TOO long I'm glad i didn't have to be the one
How many pictures of my friends toe-holding do I have?
3