KAWS NPCs
KAWS GLAZED
KAWS FOODIE
KAWS RANDOMS
KAWS CELEBS
100

He’s created a community. He pushes the people of Michigan to move. He reigns from the Levant. He’s everything Basim wishes to be.

Who is Ibo Ghazal?

100

A mastermind of the business. Anytime the profession is brought up, his name is mentioned. Anytime we lose hope in the profession, some members of KAWS have to bring up his name as success.

Who is Baig Dental?

100

Before the basement discusses, this was all we knew. No misses with this one. 2021 - 2024 RIP.

What is Daves Hot Chicken?

100

Sameer walks down Michigan Avenue and something caught his eye; however, everyone's surprised because it's not a usual staple of this area. 

What is a vanilla shake?

100
If he were to make an advertisement, the background song would be "the wheels on the bus go round-and-round". And the ad would be accessible to all, no matter what TV you have.

Who is Zohran Mamdani?

200

An insomniac. A project. A target. He was raised by the Muslims and then soon abandoned to the Gujaratis and Punjabis. He either makes your Sunday or breaks your Sunday. 

Who is Rayyan Ateequi?
200

An all-around chill individual. He’s set. No need for interviewing or applications. He rivals Omar’s STRAVA. He gets the same question from every person and he’s sick of it. It’s because he’s the answer.

Who is Malik Meri?

200

A last-minute Dinner with Us. You have no time. The variety is strong with this one. It’s the EASY way out..

What is Chinatown?

200

Everyone sits down at Blythe and we decided on playing FIFA. Hamza doesn't feel heard- he gets up and makes a recommendation for something to watch with everyone. 

What is God's Crooked Lines?

200

He's been persecuted, shot, and snorted cocaine. He's a leader for millions of people, depending what side you're on. The majority loves him, the minority doesn't. He's a man of the people.

Who is Imran Khan?

300
They’re brown as hell. Key word - THEY. It’s all performative. It’s a facade. A white anomaly is amongst them. The eldest chuckles at the idea of them.

Who is Family Ties?

300

He’s the main topic of discussion. He’s the subject of the glaze-off. “They” will go distances for the glazing. A genetic anomaly.

Who is Talha Syed?

300

You get a text in Dinner With Us. Ayesha Auntie has been in the kitchen for a few hours. Haris and Zobia look at you and questions why you put rice in the same plate as the main dish in-question.

What is Nihari?

300

Basim leaves on a solo mission to try a new cafe, but he's in a mood to scout. It's not his usual "cup of tea" though.

What is Hubb Cafe?

300

Like Batman: Active when "something" is happening, but vanishes for years when you need her the most. She's a "seasonal" guest.

Who is Jill Stein?

400

An entrepreneur. An innovator. He brought a fresh of fresh air for Michigan to enjoy. “Some” may say he is a tactical crusher of dream. And no, he’s not Yemeni.

Who is Husain Uncle?

400
He deserves all the glaze. He reinforces information and he builds it. He’s different from the others though..his words can be alarming and jaw-dropping. He appeals to his audience through this style of discussion.

Who is Shaikh Abdullah?

400

A new hope among the family. A dab of whiteness. A crunch. An inner sweet, rich goodness. What was once a weird unexplored area of food, is now a staple of potential moves. 

What are Fried Oreos?

400

A failed mission that was undermined and prolonged by many but spoke VOLUMES to the older generation. 

What is Omar's Skit?

400

"Ay, ay, ay, ay (ooh)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh (ooh)
Ay, ay
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh"

An entertainer. A singer. An influencer. 

Who is KevinG?

500

Not a wife, but a long-term solution to reduce finances. A chance at Dawah. His BLEEDS red. The color of his hair is not one of ours.

Who is MattyB?

500

Poor GPA. Poor test scores. He’s the definition of doing bad academically but being driven afterwards. KAWS members are jealous of him. He’s just too “fast”.

Who is Omid Khakhsfard?

500

An "addiction" that comes in many forms. Some people just couldn't resist the new drop. It's worth staying up for. The runner of KAWS walked so we could run for this.

What is a redbull?

500
"Does it look like I cook with my feet? Do I not use deodorant?"

Who is Basim Wasiullah?

500

ELITE BALL KNOWLEDGE:

An influencer whose opinions are so "firm" they make the algorithm sweat — and sometimes a few commenters too.

Who is the BasedBengali?