Heisman Winners since 2001
Closest To
College Mascots
Bombers
Colts
100

This offensive player with a somewhat salacious last name won the award in 2005 and later had to forfeit the trophy due to what punt returners at Kennesaw State probably do for NIL now.

Who is Reggie BUSH?

100

The sum of jersey numbers of the Indianapolis Colts starting Defensive Line (4 Players) during Super Bowl XLI against the Chicago Bears.

362 

Dwight Freeney (93), Booger McFarland (92), Raheem Brock (79), Robert Mathis (98)

100

Sam Houston State University

What are the Bearkats?

100

This sweet-swinging lefty free-agent from Middletown, OH has slugged 230 Home Runs since the 2020 season

Who is Kyle Schwarber? (Hoo Hoo Hoo, Hoosiers)

100

In Week 1 of the 2013 NFL Season, this pass-rushing legend stripped the ball from Andrew Luck in practice, breaking Luck’s finger—then went out and set the NFL single-season record with 19½ sacks anyway.

Who is Robert Mathis?

200

This male human of Samoan and German ancestry has started a game in the NFL as recently as this year, and brought home the award back in 2014.

Who is Marcus Mariota?

200

Population of Vatican City (records from 2024)

882

200

University of Hawaii

What are the Rainbow Warriors?

200

In April of 2013, a Watertown Massachusetts resident found Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Marathon bomber hiding inside of WHAT in his backyard?

What is a boat?
200

On November 6, 2022, this return specialist became the first player in NFL history to return two kickoffs for touchdowns in the same game while wearing the horseshoe, both in the fourth quarter against the Patriots.

Who is Nyheim Hines?

300

This young man who played ball in Tuscaloosa edged out (PAUSEEEEEEE) Toby Gerhart by 30 points to win the closest Heisman vote in history in 2009.

Who is Mark Ingram?

300

The sum of Hamilton Southeastern HS Alumnus Joe Reitz and Randy Gregory NFL career earnings.

$43,964,856

300

Central Michigan University

What are the Chippewas?

300

This domestic terrorist enrolled in Harvard University at the ripe age of 16. He is best-known for killing three and injuring many more in a spree from 1978 to 1995

Who is Ted Kaczynski (The Unabomber)?

300

This offensive lineman, who started every game after his rookie year and earned three straight Pro Bowls, averaged just one false start per season while anchoring Peyton Manning's blind side before shockingly retiring at age 30 after the 2006 Super Bowl win.

Who is Tarik Glenn?

400

This right-handed individual played for a school in the state of Oklahoma and became the first ever sophomore to win the award right in the heart of the Global Financial Crisis in 2008.

Who is Sam Bradford?

400

Sum of the deepest points of Geist Reservoir (Fishers, IN) and Big Glen Lake (Glen Arbor, MI) in Feet.

168 feet

400

University of Delaware

What are the Fightin' Blue Hens?

400

This Northrop Grumman engineering marvel has a non-refueled range of approximately 6,000 nautical miles and is exclusively housed at the Whiteman Airfare Base, right here in Missouri 

What is the B-2 Bomber?

400

In 2015, this Colt (Male Horse under the age of 4) ended a 37-year Triple Crown drought and later won the Breeders' Cup Classic to complete the "Grand Slam"

Who is American Pharaoh?

500

This quarterback registered a receiving touchdown, a passing touchdown, and a rushing touchdown in the same game during his Heisman campaign in 2001. His full name is also only one letter different than our Junior High janitor.

Who is Eric Crouch?

500

Driving distance (via I-80/I-90) in kilometers between Wrigley Field in Chicago, home of the 3-time World Series Champion (1 in last 110 years) Cubs and Petco Park in San Diego, home of the Padres.

3,280km

500

The University of Alabama at Birmingham

What are the Blazers?

500

This Gulf War veteran used a Ryder truck packed with fertilizer and fuel oil to carry out the deadliest act of domestic terrorism on U.S. soil, the 1995 bombing of this Oklahoma City building.

Who is Timothy McVeigh?

500

In 2005, this undersized linebacker led the entire NFL with 5 defensive touchdowns (2 INT, 3 fumble returns) and still somehow never made a Pro Bowl.

Who is Cato June?