Sports Teams Keegan Likes
Funny Phrases
Childhood
Phases
Reasons the School has called
Who was he with?
100

When Keegan was 6-8 you could often find him wearing this jersey of “Mr. Unlimited” and this team. 

Seattle Seahawks and Russel Wilson

100

Once on a fake horse, Keegan lifted a cowboy hat and coined this phrase that will always be what a cowboy yells.

”Née-Haw Cowboy”

100

His first Big Obsession

”Cars” (The movie-and Hotwheels)

100

This one made me laugh-but now makes me cringe. (6th grade)

Keegan asked a girl to sit on his lap to see the first thing that “pops up.” 

100

Who was he with when the Cougars won the basketball state championship in 2024?

Cooper Smith

200

Keegan has been an avid “believeland” member of this team even if he says this is the last year. 

The Cleveland Browns

200

Waddling over to his grandparents after going down a slide, they noticed Keegan might have something in his Pull-Up. When asked, What’s going on, what did he say?

“Something Happened”

200

From pre-school until he was 10, Keeg slammed these toys around.

WWE-WWF Wrestling Figures. 

200

Kindergarten

Keegan refused to color with crayons! Ridiculous.

200

Who was he with in the Gilly Suit running through backyards.

Parker

300

Keegan spent most of his HS career loving this college team, his Mom’s Alma mater, until a college visit really turned this cat around. 

EMAW- Kansas State. 

300

First story ever told by Keegan at 18 mos was a dream about sea turtles. He got to meet and swim with them in 2025. On the bus back to the cruise ship he said…

”I like turtles.”  (In a way only Keegan can)

300

He has never stopped loving this game.

Football

300

Every 2 Weeks 

Lunch Money Calls- “I got extras Mom!”

300

Spring Break 2025

Mike Fandel

400

For the love of his PopPop, Keegan has the ABSOLUTE worst taste in this baseball team. 

The New York Yankees, BOOOOOO!

400

Keegan never wants to be the reason for conflict, touting…

”What’d I do?”

400

Favorite 3 Movie Franchises

Star Wars, Dune, and Lord of the Rings

400

Middle School

Horse playing w/ Mike & Will

400

Who was he with White Water rafting the Colorado?

Mike, Parker, Cooper

500

After a botched college visit at KSU Keegan chose a new allegiance and a possible future to this fictitious bird. 

Kansas University Jayhawks

500

Question Keegan asks almost the minute he sees his Mom or Dad. 

“What’s for dinner?”

500

Latest Obsession

Molly

500

Senior Year

Constant 4th Hour Absences (Seminar)

500

Who was he with when he was cooking steaks for lunch break-Senior Year. 

Mason