This town is where Kelley and Brandon moved into their first apartment together
Watertown
Name one tattoo Kelley has…
Mermaid, butterfly, Laoch, LB coordinates…
Name one of Brandon’s groomsmen
Matthew, Kyle L, Jon, Zach, Nick, Chris, Kyle K, Jeff
I currently live in the (FAB) apartment where Kelley and I lived when she and Brandon first started dating
Carl
Multiple choice! Kelley’s IUD is currently:
A. at the bottom of the pool at the LA Mosaic Hotel
B. being studied in a medical lab
C. floating around her uterus and / or internal organs
Most likely C
Here is where Brandon proposed
Long Beach, Rockport
Finish this sentence: The second that Kelley hears her parents are going out for dinner, you can assume she is _______
Already on her way; joining; getting free dinner etc.
Name Kelley and Brandon’s wedding venue
Bass Rocks
I have more than 6 voicemails of a man crying asking me to call him back
Molly
Kelley visited this third world country on a medical service trip and we still have no idea how she returned home alive
Haiti
The name of the charity boxing match both Brandon and Kelley have competed (and won!)
Haymakers for Hope
Name one of Kelley’s fake joints
Shoulders & elbows
This is where they’re honeymooning
Costa Rica
I have literally never won the Basso Family Olympics
Cortney
Despite her extensive medical pedigree, Kelley HATES dealing with issues involving THIS body part
Eyeballs
Their very first weekend getaway was in Cape Cod - this restaurant is where Kelley tried to order a cheeseburger (AND where they became instagram official)
The Beachcomber
Name the musical Kelley starred in as an 8th grader
Footloose
The name of the outdoor restaurant / bar where the Welcome Party will be held (one of Kelley and Brandon’s favorite summer spots)
Blue Collar Lobster Co
A two parter: This person was threatened with termination from her job over an instagram post, and this person got someone kicked out of their nursing program after reporting their instagram post
Sarah & Chaneigh
As a child, Brandon had a collection of these toys (until his brother made fun of him)
Nutcrackers
This is Kelley and Brandon’s favorite irish date night spot
The Dooliner
This is the giant instrument Kelley lugged to school as a child
The cello
The church Kelley and Brandon are getting married in is significant to the Bernard family for two reasons! What are they?
1. Kelley’s parents got married here
2. Chaneigh crashed her car into it when she was learning how to drive
I invited Kelley to sleep over my house via Facebook messenger after only meeting her once
Brae
This is the stage name of Brandon’s boxing trainer…
“Suga Shane”