How did we get here?
At what NBA stadium did Kelsey sneak into the VIP suite area?
What is Gainbridge Fieldhouse/ Pacer’s Arena
An insolent camper once told Kelsey, “You talk weird like ___”
“Joe Biden with his stutter”
What grade did Kelsey win the spelling bee?
1st grade
What is Kelsey’s favorite fruit?
Tangerine/ Clementine/ Cutie
What joint did Kelsey separate from a failed handstand (include R or L)
Left Shoulder joint
At what camp was Kelsey pantsed while tubing?
Bear Lake
When fighting a young British child Kelsey flexed on them by saying, “ It’s the Fourth of July which means I’m red, white, and ____”
“Better than you”
What was the name of Kelsey’s honor society in college?
Alpha Chi
What is Kelsey’s favorite country she has traveled to?
Greece
What was Kelsey’s nickname in high school after an unfortunate incident in Ag class?
Wheelie
At what hospital did Kelsey wake up in the operating room
Cleveland Clinic
Kelsey’s favorite quip she’s ever made was when Mrs. Behrends asked if she had a checked bag and Kelsey said “No, It’s ____”
“A plaid one”
What controversial competition did Kelsey skip softball to win?
Carcass Goat
Who is Kelsey’s favorite superhero?
Iron Man
What was the road name on which Kelsey drove her family into the middle of a corn field?
Silver Street
What zoo was Kelsey kicked out of for sneaking into the dolphin area?
Indianapolis Zoo
A young chap once asked Kelsey, Will you be the Meow Meow to ____”
My Woof Woof
What FFA competition did Kelsey’s team win multiple times at a regional level?
Conduct of Meetings
Who is Kelsey’s longest friend (family excluded)?
Hannah Hartong
On Kelsey’s 18th birthday how many concussions had Kelsey had?
8
Where was Kelsey’s second concussion received?
Battle Creek/ Battle at the Borders
In a momentary lapse of judgment Kelsey told her boss that she would, “Be straighter than ____”
“Your sexual orientation”
Name a senior superlative that Kelsey won
Best person to bring home to mom and dad or smartest
What is Kelsey’s favorite movie?
Spider-Man: Across the spiderverse
Name the two things that Kelsey is (known to be) allergic to
Gluten and Black Wasps